The Tolichowki Gang

Always game for mischief and some down-right non-sense, the 'T-Gang' deserves a place here and rightly so. Right now the gang is reduced in size as they are without one of their founder members (and are sorely missing him). Btw, they are busy recruiting to fill the void. Anyone game ????!!!!!

An intro to the members of the gang and we will be right into some outrageous non-sense (I can hear you saying "Wasn't all the above non-sense too?") Anyway, here come the members of the gang.

'Terror' - That's how the most dis-organized n the laziest of 'em all is known !!!!

'Dreamer' - That's how their erstwhile member is known. Can be called 'Dream Theater' as well (Nah! I ain't referring to the gr8tst prog. metal band of all times!!!)

'Chatter-box' - That will be the last person in the gang. Non-stop rant - Anytime, anyplace !!!

Well, time now to dwell into all the non-sense.

1. Their asset - laziness
As already said, Terror is the laziest of 'em all. The Dreamer comes quite close. Imagine this - You reach their home and ring the bell. The Dreamer sends you an SMS. It reads: "The door is not latched. Come inside". Well, the door is just 7 steps away from the place the Dreamer sits !!!!! The disease did spread and Chatter-b has now become as lazy as the Dreamer. Blame it on proximity !!!

2. They excel at - wasting time
What else on earth are they supposed to excel at ?

3. They lay down - their own rules
Well, this one's from their book of rules: 'While time is at hand, do waste it. Life becomes a bore if all the time at your disposal is spent constructive'.

4. They love - food
Their rule book says: 'Love all, Hate none' . Well, am talking about food here.

5. They are addicted to - hotel Rhumaan's tea
They are so hooked to it that they never fail to sing its praise whenever someone visits them

6. They hate - waking up early
They are thanking their lucky stars that they need not wake up early on the day of their wedding. All their weddings (if they happen) will be conducted only in the evening !!!!!

7. They also hate - all working days & unclean people like Suresh .T !!
All 3 stand witness to the uncomprehendable leves of uncleanliness of Suresh.T

8. They will - sacrifice everything but sleep
That would be a very tough ask of them to do so.

9. Alarm clocks - have no effect on them
It is usually someone else who wake them up.

10. They wish - they get paid without having to work
And now that the whole world has come to know this, they sincerly believe such days are not far off.

11. They are - the perfect narcissists
With the exception of Terror, the Dreamer and Chatter-b love posing for pictures. Well, Dreamer has nearly 6000 pictures of himself.

12. They think - this blog is a well thought out effort
They definitely should - who else is gonna write about 'em ?

13. They believe - appam chutiya is the best thing to have happened to Indian Cricket !!
True to their nature, they have become ardent followers of some more crap called the 'FIP'.

14. They hope - they'll join swimming classes some day
They have been planning about it for 6 months now !!!!

15. They listen - to none !!!
Even if they would, who is ready to speak with them uh ?

16. They strive - to excel in non-sense
Very much evident from the fact that they will not open doors for visitors and instead SMS them the door is open.

17. Their chant - "Uh!! ahh !!"
The source of inspiration - would kick up a major controversy if disclosed.

18. Their sigh - 'Sabaaaa' !!
Founder and promoter: the Dreamer

19. They (are) - MAD !!! (Well, they 'Make a Difference!' - Ain't they ?)
Their contribution to the soceity - all the 18 pts mentioned above.

20. They will never forget - the Tirunelveli Halwa !!!!!!!!!!!
Courtesy: the one and only 'Terror' they failed to de-terrorise !!!!