1. It is alleged that his liking (read: fetish) for Pink chaddis is very strong and quite unparalleled among people his age.2. These days he is sad as he finds it difficult to buy them off stores since chaddis his size are quiet not in stock. Pink chaddi owners therefore, beware when you dry 'em. The Peacock might be lurking somewhere around the corner with a foxy plan !!!
3. News is that, he has found solace that Scooby Doo undies his size are available now !!!!
4. His dressing table resembles that of a girl's, so have I been told. Hair removal cream (Anne French eh ?), Face wash gel etc., are his standard accessories.
5. It is common belief that he makes it a point to eat off more than what he pays for, especially if he happens to take part in a buffet b.fast/lunch/dinner.
6. Evident, as whenever in a buffet, he is the last to get off the table.
7. 'Ever the gentleman' - the image he tries to project.
8. But miserably fails - refer pt.4,18,19,20 in part 1.
9. Holds the cab driver squarely responsible for being late to work.
10.Late he is to work, Always!!!!!
11. His bluff (pt.9) therefore fails more often than it works !!!!
12. A min. of 30 minutes is what he needs to brush and get dressed. (It's common knowledge among the drivers that he'll wake up only after they have reached his home !!!!)
13. It is also alleged that he never feels inclined to take bath whenever he arrives to work in the morning shift !!!! That explains (pt.12) why the time he needs to get ready is just 30 min and not an hour !!!
14. According to him, there is nothing under the sun he doesn't know about !!!!
15. And ends up passing to others all the crap that he knows under the sun as a piece of 'Advice'
16. Whoever asks him for a opinion, would therefore be dead, in my opinion.
17. If there would be someone who would object to his 'Advice', he/she will be christened with an outrageous nickname and be made fun of till the day the world ends or the day he/she passes away - whichever happens first !!!
18. In his esteemed opinion (a worthy addition to the trash can) the hardest work on the planet - preparing the cab roster !!!!
19.Thinks and believes he is the 'Hardest, Smartest, Devoted' worker the world can ever see !!! - remember, he does the hardest work on the planet (pt.18) !!
20. No amount of persuasion/chiding will stop him from his nonsense !!!!!!!
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