All crap & no sense from Peacock@Fox@Pea - Part 1

Peacock - the source of all nonsense that happens within my team !!!!

1. Wherever he goes, be it to a restaurant or a movie hall or the office cafeteria, his primary job is to gawk at the crowd - especially at the fairer sex and try for opportunities to strike up a conversation with them. Reminds me of a few characters that the FIP has described in his blog.

2. When at a restaurant with his friends, he would rather choose to gawk at the crowd and forget the food. If you ask him "How's the food?" he would answer "The crowd's good".

3. Having said that, you should never expect him to converse with you especially if you both happen to be at a place filled with girls.

4. He would rather buy pasteries and give them to girls he does not know on the floor (provided he thinks they matchup to his expectations) than buy you a samosa.

5. He would then justify the act saying that they do not have anything to eat. Did they look malnourshied to him, I wonder ?

6. Even though he is pretty weak at all languages that he tries to speak, he still would make fun of the way others speak the same language.

7. If he is suppposed to ask his teammate how many emails he had worked on, he would say - "Rey, nee yenni emails raasinavu ?" - Means "Hey, how many emails did you write?". A very apt demonstration of his so called conversationary skills in his mother tongue.

8. He thinks North Indian girls make better life partners than South Indian girls for Southie men and therefore is hell bent on marrying a North Indian (No offense meant).

9. He would go on asking everyone he knows "What will you do if Mallika Sherawat proposes to you" and when they are about to answer, he will confront them asking "How on earth did you think that she will propose to you?".

10. He supposedly applies Pond's Talcum Powder generously and then goes to sleep. This is what he had to say about it to Mr. Akkulu Peekulu - "Rey, intiki yellipoyi manchika pond's powder yeskuni padukovaali ra!!!!'

- We all are planning to ask him where on earth he applies the powder & gift him a Pond's talcum powder carton on his B'day.

11. He thinks he looks young and stunning even though he has a receding hairline that is way beyond repair.

12. He is very concerned about the way his hair looks - even though he doesn't have much. Tell him that you know a special brand of oil that aids hair growth - he'll treat you like you are a King !!!

13. He will always have an answer for any question that you ask him.

14. The name he coined for smokers - 'Bathimaster' !!

15. If you invite him over for Lunch/Dinner at your home, he would first ask if you have hired thugs at your locality to the beat the s**t out of him.

16. He feels that he is the best entertainer around - now that we have FIP, could someone tell him that his place is now taken ?

17. The tribe that sends a shudder down our spine in men like us, the Eunuchs, have a special liking for him !!!!!! (Should we get confronted by the Eunuchs during a train journey, we believe Pea can very well save us if he happens to be travelling along with us).

18. He would blame you, the state you belong to, your race etc., if he thinks he is right and you are wrong. If you try to explain that you did not do what he thinks you did, he would then say "Who knows?"

19. He would always deny that he said something bad and unacceptable about your state/your race etc.,

20. And would also put across a senti statement "Why would I say that to you ? You are one among the best pals I have" thinking the person will fall for the senti crap.

Check out part 2 for further non-sense.