Eggie d Piggy !!!!!!

At last, I got something to write about and I guess you should be pretty excited to be reading some crap after quite a while. Having said that, should also mention that the hiatus was partly due to unavailability of topics which qualified as 'Non-sense' and partly due to being busy at last doing something worth.

Time now to introduce you to the Piggy d Eggie err... Eggie d Piggy (pothikinu paduthukalam, padhutukinu pothikalam - Deva kku oru 'Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo')

1. He hails from - God's own country (I can see some of you thinking this post is kindaa racist. Well, all I can say is, it quite is !! Am terribly sorry, I wanted to say that it ain't !!!

2. He settled down at - the land flowing with Liquor and Liquor - well that's Pondicherry for you.

3. He studied at - first in the odhavakarai Don Bosco School (only the Pondi DBS is like that), then at St.Joseph's where he became friends with me (that was at the fag end of the 3rd year - he was quite scared of me all the while you know) and thereafter at the Pondicherry Engg. College (where he fell in love with a girl who came to teach us computers !!!!)

4. He did - part-time work at his Dad's Egg Store while he was in school and continued to do that while in college too - that explains the name Eggie !!!Luckily for all young lasses of Pondi, the store is closed. Else imagine the plight of those coming to buy eggs when this guy was around !!!

5. His favourite bike - The TVS50. Guess it's marketed as a 'Bike' in His' own country !!!!!He owned a - God knows what color it was TVS50. To me the color resembled close to some Red. FYI, I ain't color blind.

6. His usual pickup line - Can't mention it here !!! He almost got himself killed a couple of times with this stupid pickup line of his.

7. He will - not listen to the sayings of the wise. Well, one was me and the other - Ajit. Believe me, though he claimed I was his bestest pal, he listened to me ZERO times.

8. He obeyed - all nonsense ordered by one peculiar character from the E. Godavari Dist. in AP. And that character was primarily responsible for all non-sense that Eggie had to put up with when in college.

9. His hobby - was sitting on the kutti suvar (small wall) near the college cafeteria gawking at girls and listening to all crap spoken by the other idiots who were fooling around.

10. His so called achievement in college - Being one among the many 'Good for nothings' called 'Placement Reps'.

11. His brains - Never did work and it's no different now I should say. Else why on earth one would throw his bike keys from the road onto the balcony of his home and in the process make the key go down a hole where u can't even shine a light through ?

12. At present - he is in the northern part of India working for a company I never liked to be part of and am not part of.

13. He now - is called a piggy This has nothing to with his personal hygiene. It is his unusual bloated frame (a result of his ill-conceived dietary habits) n stubble n glasses that have prompted the name.

14. His aim - to marry a 'Dufai' mellu wearing lotta Gold

15. His greatest trait - being friends with me after reading this post.